I wish the communications from the President of the greatest country in the world were called something other than “tweets”.
I wish for more patience.
I wish cow #4187 would have more patience.
I wish people would get their nutrition information from food scientists, dietitians, and people who have degrees in the subject instead of Kim Kardashian.
I wish people wouldn’t look so disappointed when I tell them my cows are just black and white.
I wish for a dairy lagoon proof iPhone.
I wish the girl at the Verizon store wouldn’t make me stand outside when I want my non-dairy lagoon proof iPhone replaced.
I wish they would use the same technology that make tires last 50,000 miles for my rubber boots that last only a month.
I wish I could say to my wife, “Hurry, close the gate.” in a calm clear voice without the loud extra words that get me in trouble.
I wish a quick 15-minute job did not take an hour and a half.
I wish we could all agree what the phrase “I’ll be there tomorrow at 11:00” means.
I wish for lots of baseballs and baseball gloves for kids and their dads.
I wish that this Christmas, people hear a story of hope that overcomes all the evil and hate we see and hear about in the world.
- John W. Wright of Wright, Inc. Dairy in Wendell